[Volvox]

Фраза дня "Идите в лес только в воскресенье, иначе вы можете быть подвергнуты обстрелу".
Разумеется, вся дурь, которая тут выставляется, нагло вырвана из контекста и особую угрозу жизни или здравому смыслу собой не представляет. Здравому смыслу, если только.

И да, мои дорогие, я снова курю орешек счастья на фейсбуке. Он мне сказал, что порой надо говорить, а не молчать, значит, буду говорить сегодня с вами особо много)) Может, кого-то позабавят мои посты =))

Откопал, гыгы)

How to know you've watched too much Hetalia

• You pay more attention to flags than what you did before

• You pay more attention to HISTORY than what you did before

• Instead of saying "Spain vs France" in a football (soccer) game you say "Antonio vs Francis"

• You use the characters' "human" name instead of the name of the country

• You find yourself exclaiming things like "pasta~!", "maple!" and "I'm DAH hero!" (+ "become one with mother Russia, da?")

• You've actually tried maple syrup with pancakes (delicious!)

• You think of Alfred when seeing a McDonald's' sign

• You say "ve~", "eh?" and "awesome" too much

• You've randomly told someone that you want to invade their vital regions

• You know that everyone eventually will become one with mother Russia, da

• You squeal when reading your OTP's countries in the same sentence

• You can't hear a country's name without thinking about the Hetalia character

• You check every day to see if there's a new episode of the anime

• Certain days you find yourself in a certain character's "mood" and act like them all day

• You want to name your glasses (if you have any) to Texas

• Reading about the revolutionary war between America and England makes you sad

• Now, you're not visiting the country, you're visiting the character

• "And then France invaded England …"

• You misinterpreted above sentence

• Depending on what country you're from, you've seen yourself as their child (or such)

• You weren't sure whether you were watching anime, learning about history or smoking crack when you watched your first Hetalia episode

• You've tried to pull at someone's haircurl (morning-hair is full of them!)

• There ARE fairies, unicorns and flying green bunnies!

• Pink is like, totally your color!

• Wouldn't building a gigantic hero to protect the earth be a good idea?

• Google translate is your friend for writing things in other languages to others and whatnot

• Do I even HAVE to say yaoi?

• You have looked at wurst/sausage in a weird way (or will start doing so after this sentence)

• Or it's the opposite way around

• French have never sounded so perverted

• Why ARE they wearing clothes at the Olympic games? Follow Francis' example!

• Tea with scones sounds very appealing (but whatever you do! Don't burn the scones! Arthur's rage is nothing to play with!)

• You don't dare to insult a Brit about his cooking

• You want to sky-dive from a plane, shouting "VODKA!"

• You believe that Tino is Santa Claus! (Who else?)

• You wonder why no one has auditioned for Idol singing Marukaite Chikyuu/Hatafutte Parade yet (or started wondering after reading this)

• Admit it; you've been looking at your friends, trying to figure out which Hetalia character they resemble of

• You squeal when seeing a person that looks like your favorite character

• Who said talking with your mouth full is bad? Just tell everyone that Alfred does it and he's the HERO!

• You'd be very happy if you found a person from a certain country sharing the Hetalia character's human name! (I know I would!)

• Some pairings are, in your opinion, very disturbing

• Sometimes, history makes your head spin when relating everything that happens to the Hetalia characters. (I mean England and Prussia on the same side? With France, Austria and Sweden on the opposite? That made MY head spin!)

• Either you are insulted or just plain happy how Hidekaz has made your country appear in the manga/anime, or something in between

• You have some non-anime-watching friends that you have told about Hetalia

• And those friends understand your random outbursts with a sigh and "Hetalia, right?" (or am I the only one …?)

• You try to find actors that resembles of the Hetalia characters

• And then you want them to make a Hetalia live-action movie.

• You've also seen some clips of the two upper points on YouTube (or want to see if there are.)

• You no longer think of yourself as "American" but as "Alfredian!" (Thanks to awsomekiwihere1213 who sent me this through a review!)

• When hearing different songs, you try to figure out if it would make a good Hetalia AMV (thanks to awsomekiwihere1213 again!)

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• You pay more attention to HISTORY than what you did before (True! must RP)

• Instead of saying "Spain vs France" in a football (soccer) game you say "Antonio vs Francis" (WTF? he beats me and I should call him "Oh, Spain...")

• You use the characters' "human" name instead of the name of the country (+ For me it's easier=) )

• You find yourself exclaiming things like "pasta~!", "maple!" and "I'm DAH hero!" (+ "become one with mother Russia, da?") (Non! Je ne sais pas du tout le français, mais je le dis)

• You've actually tried maple syrup with pancakes (delicious!) (Non! I have done it ages before Hetalia. But today I made a delicious omelette with cauliflofer, oui!)

• You say "ve~", "eh?" and "awesome" too much (If you hang out with Gilbert, you'll say "awesome" whenever you like it or not)

• You've randomly told someone that you want to invade their vital regions (...not yet )) )

• You know that everyone eventually will become one with mother Russia, da (I pretend to be Belarus when I meet Russia, so ...non!)

• You can't hear a country's name without thinking about the Hetalia character (sad but true)

• Reading about the revolutionary war between America and England makes you sad (Not my OTP, hahahahaha!)

• "And then France invaded England …" (false. that's all I can say =__=")

• You misinterpreted above sentence (non! I have been seeking for historical proof and haven't found any! )

• You weren't sure whether you were watching anime, learning about history or smoking crack when you watched your first Hetalia episode (ikr.)

• Google translate is your friend for writing things in other languages to others and whatnot (What a shame! =___=")

• Do I even HAVE to say yaoi? (it depends on you, mon cher)

• French have never sounded so perverted (yes it is... English is much easier to learn, still French is so... fluent and melodious)

• Why ARE they wearing clothes at the Olympic games? Follow Francis' example! (Oui! Follow!=)) )

• Tea with scones sounds very appealing (but whatever you do! Don't burn the scones! Arthur's rage is nothing to play with!) (Oh mon Dieu! *facepalms violently* )

• You don't dare to insult a Brit about his cooking (I won't)

• You want to sky-dive from a plane, shouting "VODKA!" (Leave it for Russians =)) )

• You believe that Tino is Santa Claus! (Who else?) (I can tell you a secrent. He can not deal himself, so all Nordics help him with this job.)

• You squeal when seeing a person that looks like your favorite character (Non. Still it was fun to see a guy who looked much like me)

• Who said talking with your mouth full is bad? Just tell everyone that Alfred does it and he's the HERO! (Arthur has spoilt him with the scones)

• Some pairings are, in your opinion, very disturbing (non! I don't mind threesome ^^ )

• You have some non-anime-watching friends that you have told about Hetalia (oui. I shouldn't? )

[Volvox]

Instead of saying "Spain vs France" in a football (soccer) game you say "Antonio vs Francis" (WTF? he beats me and I should call him "Oh, Spain...")

Пхахахах, чудесно XDD